because people are ugly and people are hateful
destructive and greedy we’re proud and ungrateful
the world would be so much better off without us
You keep pretending the world is ending…and you’ll be fictionalized.
Violent Rednecks by MDC
Source: sharkboxes
I had a dream that Nickelodeon had a 2 hour Roast of Butch Hartman special and they kept showing disclaimers at the end of every commercial break saying that this program would be the only time “fuck” was said on Nickelodeon
(via renegade-jade)
Source: neilnevins
bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him
This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud
(via cor-relophus)
Source: eva-420
reposting this comic i drew 6 years ago in honor of new broters eve
featuring the birth of everyone’s favorite meme
A national treasure.
(via flannelsandjeans)
Source: chickensnack
My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!
Me: cry about it you stupid fuck
(via cor-relophus)
Source: zooophagous
Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans
#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf
(via cor-relophus)
Source: scifimademequeer
Sun Kil Moon - Dogs
«When I Don’t Want You», Soft Machine, live 19th april 1967; Robert Wyatt, Daevid Allen, Mike Ratledge, Kevin Ayers.
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